Farewells are often accompanied by cake. If you’re writing a goodbye note to someone on a cake, be sure to include these funny farewell cake sayings.
#1 Congratulations on Quitting, Please Apply at Starbucks.
#2 Goodbye Wrecking Ball. If you Leave Your Axe, We Will All Love You Even More.
#3 It’s Hard to Find a Nice Guy at a Bar So I Had No Choice But to Keep Looking.
#4 This Is the Cake of Failure You Deserve. Get Out While You Can! Good Luck with The Job Search.
#5 Maybe This Wasn’t the Best Fit for You After All.
#6 We Wish You Would Stay… But Go Ahead and Leave.
#7 If You’re Leaving, Please Take the Pizza Cutter with You.
#8 Good Luck in that New Job… We Hope It Sucks.
#9 Best Wishes! The Best Wishes! In Fact, I Hope You Fail.
#10 Congratulations on Being Fired.
#11 I’m Not Crying, You Hurt Me to Get Here.
#12 Your Intentions Were Valid, but Your Credentials Were Weak.
#13 You are Not the First to Quit, and You Won’t Be the Last either.
#14 You Have No Idea How Much I Loved Being There… But Enough About Us, Let’s Talk About You!
#15 We’re Just Glad to Have You Out of Our Hair.
#16 We’re Not Sorry to See You Go.
#17 You Can, If You Want To.
#18 To Anyone Quitting Their Job, Good Luck!
#19 Quit Because You Think You Can Get Away With It. No One Believes That.
#20 We Hate You But We Love to Hate You.
#21 Good Looking (Not)! Congrats on Your New Job. Keep It Up!
#22 Congrats on Your New Job. Hope It’s Better Than the Last One. – For Afternoon Tea Cake.
#23 I Wish You Had Stayed With Us.
#24 It’s the End of an Era. And I Liked it.
#25 Never Forget. (Justify it with chocolate)
#26 Goodbye, Asshole. We Hope the Next Job is Better.
#27 The Escape Artist is leaving. (Justify it with chocolate)
#28 May the Road Rise to Meet You.
#29 We’ll Miss Your Irritating Quirks.
#30 We Wish You Well on Your Journey.
#31 Another Good Day at Brietbart
#32 It’s over between us. We need to part ways.
#33 God Bless You. We Wish You the Best of Luck in Your Journey. May the Good Lord Smile Upon You, and Lead You to Success, Happiness, and Joy. It’s a Wonderful Life.
#34 Don’t Quit Your Day Job.
#35 Fitting Farewell to Your Career.
#36 Time To Go. I Guess This Does Not Need a Goodbye Cake.
#37 Welcome Back To Everyday Failure.
#38 You Know What’s Better Than Saying Goodbye? Not Saying Goodbye.
#39 How did your body die?
#40 You Will Never Be a Jokester Again.
#41 The Space Shuttle Challenger… You Stole All of Our Jobs.
#42 May the Good Lord Bless and Keep You.
#43 Ironic, Normal and Normal. (Oli Wood) – Too Many People Fail At This One.
#44 Everyone has a favorite brand of cologne, but you’re still wearing mine. – Oli Wood
#45 Best Wishes on Your Biggest Failure (Oli Wood)
#46 Out to Get a Life.
#47 So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.
#48 Stealing Back Your Stolen Lunch. Have a Great Life.
#49 Farewell, but Not Good-bye. (Maybe)
#50 Handy… You’re Leaving Your Last Job Dead.
#51 I Hope Your Goodbye Is The Last Thing You See Tonight.
#52 Being fired is just like getting a divorce. You’re not going to get along with your partner anymore.
#53 Congrats on Job Hopping! Hopefully you won’t get fired from all the companies you worked for.